Arabella, dancing - as always. Mostly to The Sound of Music

(is there a medical condition in which the afflicted actually

believes themselves to be Maria?), but on this occasion to a

rather odd Australian (tautology?) sheepshearing ditty. Anything will do.

Darcey Bussell eat your heart out. This is how its done.

Note, in the background, the dire consequences of her failure to

get a qualified structural engineer to check stresses and weight-

bearing potential......